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An Obituary

October 30, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, (no, actually just the ladies please.), do shed a tear and share an obituary for two of my favourite kurtas. They were rich and fabulous beings. They lived an unfulfilled life with me till their demise yesterday.

This Red Lady.

She was prettier in a string of white pearls and simple studs. She also liked to go out with black heels.

Yesterday she burned herself over the victory of LDF in my ward. Poor girl. She is eccentric like that.

This is how she looked at her funeral. I am sure you girls will love her perfectly shaped neck.

This Blue Lady.

When she lovingly embraced me on cloudy Wednesdays, I felt very good, and very feminine. She was full of vigour and colour and all things sunny and bright.

Yesterday, 10 mins after The Red Lady, she doused herself with some oil and sustained severe burns. She succumbed to her injuries around the same time as the other one.

This one was lamenting over Barcelona’s lack of goals in the last matches.

This is how she looked when I said the final goodbye.

Please love her for those beautiful pinstripes and the motif.

Cannot blame them. LDF in this ward? Terrible. And what’s up with Barca? Boys, hammer that ball home for my kurtas, please.

With teary eyes,

Leya.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 1, 2010 2:48 pm

    What would be the next blog about?? The indecent proposal of you OS to your keyboard?? 😛

    Vivek.

    • November 2, 2010 1:13 am

      Really?!! Such a phenomenon exists? Or arre u being serious and referring to some strange protocol of an OS connecting to the keyboard which we poor souls are unaware of? 🙂

  2. November 6, 2010 6:56 pm

    My heartfelt condolences.
    It was a suicide or a gruesome murder???
    May it rise from the dead in a new avatar 😛
    Try if it can be modified.

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